
Your duty is clear. In times of great peril, hesitation is defeat and strength is survival. No warnings. No diplomacy. Just fire and fallout. This “Nuke ’Em All” tee channels the iron resolve of an era when the world lived one button-push away from midnight - cut from cotton, printed in defiance, and dripping with the spirit of mutually assured destruction, the design strikes like a broadcast straight from the Cold War front lines. On the front, a Soviet skull in a red ushanka stares back like a target locked in. Above, the order rings in bold letters: “NUKE ’EM ALL”. Below, the verdict: “Let God Sort ’Em Out!”
This is not a shirt for half-measures. It’s a uniform for those who’d rather scorch the earth than play defense.
Tagless Print: Inner “Nukelodeon” branding - smooth against the skin, no distractions when the sirens sound.
Material: 100% cotton, tough and reliable when the world turns to ash.
Fit: Standard unisex cut - true-to-size, made to move.
Color: Deep black canvas, the perfect void for blood-red and fire-gold graphics that detonate on sight.
Put it on and step into the blast radius. This isn’t clothing - it’s the end of the world stitched into a shirt.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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