Boot Simpson™ Tee (Legally Distinct Edition)
Listen up, friend — this ain’t who you think it is. This is Boot Simpson™, a totally original character who just happens to be yellow, spiky-headed, and wearing shorts. Any resemblance to any other animated mischief-makers is purely coincidental and, frankly, not actionable in a court of law.
What we’ve got here is the real deal: crisp cotton, bold colors, and Boot himself flashing you a five-fingered thumbs-up — because this guy’s got all the digits. He’s rocking a bright green shirt and sharp red kicks, standing proudly above his trademark phrase: “AY DIOS MIO” — a line so original, it could only belong to Boot.
And you know it’s unOfficial because the tag inside bears the name that guarantees quality: NOOKALOADEUN™. When you see that name, you know you’re buying certified, iron-clad originality.
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100% cotton white tee
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Vibrant print, bold outlines, and authentic Boot attitude
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Green shirt, red shoes — the signature Boot look
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Five fingers per hand for extra value
This isn’t parody. This isn’t a knockoff. This is Boot Simpson™ — accept no substitutes.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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