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I Don't Want to Grow Up

$13.41
Comfort Colors® Colors: White
Clothing sizes: S
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About the product

Two childhood icons collide in glorious punk fashion. This shirt mashes up Toys “R” Us nostalgia with Descendents attitude, turning Geoffrey the Giraffe into the poster child for arrested development. The phrase “I Don’t Want to Grow Up” bridges both worlds — the joyful consumer jingle of toy aisles past and the bratty existential defiance of the Descendents’ classic album.

Printed on soft vintage-yellow cotton, this tee channels equal parts suburban mall innocence and garage-band rebellion. It’s for the kid who never stopped haunting the toy section, now thumbing through records instead of action figures.

Features:

  • Comfort-fit unisex tee, pre-shrunk cotton

  • Bold black print of Geoffrey in full pop-punk melancholy

  • “TOYS‘R‘US” and “I DON’T WANT TO GROW UP” graphics inspired by the 1985 Descendents album art

  • Ethically screen-printed with durable, crack-resistant ink

Wear it to the record store, the skatepark, or your next midlife crisis — wherever growing up still feels optional.

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 24.63
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
 
Garment-dyed fabric

Garment-dyed fabric

The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture

100% Cotton

100% Cotton

100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

S to 4XL

S to 4XL

Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.

Double-needle stitching on all seams

Double-needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

Without side seams

Without side seams

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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