Nukelodeon '85 Poster

This isn’t your junkie cousin's velveteen blacklight Spencer's wall art — it’s a goddamned modern masterpiece.
A reimagining of the iconic 1980s Nickelodeon bumper, rebuilt from scratch to celebrate two things that deserve to shine:

1. Nukelodeon — the 24/7 channel pumping nostalgia straight into your asshole
2. Nukem turning 40 — four full decades of unflinching weirdness and neon-colored chaos

And just like that bumper, this poster blends bright oranges, spotlight yellows, and that deep, late-evening broadcast blue to revive the Saturday-morning energy of 1985. Only now, the tower doesn’t say Nickelodeon — it says Nukelodeon, because this time the airwaves are MINE.

Printed on premium 210 gsm satin paper, the colors pop like old-school television graphics without the blinding gloss, giving that perfect retro glow.

Hang it in your studio, living room, kitchen, bedroom, armory, sex dungeon, or anywhere else you need a reminder that:

I made it 4 decades.
I'm still here.
And you can't get rid of me.

Product Details

• Sizes:
  • 18" × 12" — compact nostalgia
  • 36" × 24" — full-size throwback glory

• Paper: 210 gsm satin
  • Smooth satin finish
  • Sharp details, rich color
  • Clean retro poster feel