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Secret Democrat Hat

$23.18
Hat sizes: S/M
Color: Red
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30 days return policy.
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About the product

For the folks living a double life.
For the dinner-table nodders and group-chat silencers.
For anyone whose yard sign and ballot are in a long-distance relationship.

This red fitted cap is a loving, slightly unhinged parody of two American...uh... icons: the MAGA hat and the classic New Era fitted. From a distance, it says one thing. Up close (and behind you) it says another.

Details that do the whispering for you:

  • Front embroidery: SECRET DEMOCRAT in bold, clean type. No slogans. No speeches. Just a confession.

  • Left side patch: A stitched USA flag, replacing the familiar New Era logo. Same placement. Same energy. Different implications.

  • Back patch: A tongue-in-cheek Democrat Donkey MLB-style logo parody, positioned exactly where a league logo would live on a fitted cap.

  • Colorway: Bright red. Yes, that red. Commitment to the bit is everything.

  • Fit: Structured, classic fitted-hat silhouette. Looks legit. Wears legit. Causes mild internal panic at family gatherings.

This hat isn’t about trolling—it’s about irony, camouflage, and the quiet art of passing. It’s for people who’ve learned that sometimes the loudest political statement is saying absolutely nothing… while wearing the funniest possible thing.

Wear it to the barbecue.
Wear it to the airport.
Wear it where context is doing most of the work.

SECRET DEMOCRAT™
Because some opinions are inside thoughts—and some hats are inside jokes.

  S/M L/XL
Circumference, in 21.26 - 22.76 22.36 - 23.86
Height, in 4.53 4.92
Width, in 6.61 6.61
Panel height, in 2.56 2.56

 

 

Structure

Structure

The hat has a six-panel structure, an eyelet on each panel, and a curved visor with eight rows of stitches.

Stretchy band

Stretchy band

One size fits most design. Great fit for head size 22" - 23 7/8"

Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush..

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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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