
Somewhere between King of Vert and king of staring at the ceiling at 3 a.m., things went terribly wrong.
The 2-Sad “King of Hurt” Tee puts a miserable spin on the unmistakable neon aesthetic of 2-Hip BMX and the late-’80s freestyle scene. The original’s chaotic blocks of hot pink, green, black and white have been rearranged into a decidedly less triumphant 2-Sad—because not everybody gets to be King of Vert. Some of us are just King of Hurt.
It’s a loving parody of an era when BMX riders wore Vision Street Wear, launched themselves several feet above plywood ramps, and apparently possessed both healthier knees and considerably less concern about their own mortality.
Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee for that soft, broken-in feel without having to actually own the shirt since 1988.
Available in White.
Perfect for BMX fossils, vintage freestyle nerds, Vision Street Wear devotees, and anyone whose emotional state can best be described as “rad, but unfortunately.”
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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