Precious Moments
Born to die? Too pessimistic. We’ve updated the sacred text for our increasingly stupid times.
A lovingly bastardized tribute to one of the internet’s greatest pieces of accidental philosophy, BORN TO CUM / WORLD IS A PISS pairs two painfully wholesome little weirdos with a manifesto that rapidly deteriorates into complete nonsense. Punk rock. Rat friendship. Trash-man spirituality. 8,062,821,403 dead Nazis. Finally, a shirt for the whole family.
It’s the kind of design that looks sweet and innocent from across the room, then becomes substantially more concerning with every step closer. Exactly as God intended.
Printed on heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors blanks for that soft, broken-in vintage feel without having to spend 15 years letting one rot naturally in the bottom of a dresser.
Available in White and Black.
WORLD IS A PISS. I AM SLIME MAN. Words to live by.
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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