Three Mile Island
Nothing says “everything is completely under control” like a two-headed mutant and one of the most infamous nuclear accidents in American history.
Inspired by the 1979 Three Mile Island accident, this design embraces the wonderfully weird atomic-age humor that followed in its wake. A grinning radioactive mutant takes center stage beneath “RADIATION”, proudly declaring “Doesn’t Scare Me” over “THREE MILE ISLAND 1979.” Equal parts vintage tourist souvenir, anti-nuclear kitsch, and glowing-in-the-dark nightmare fuel.
Printed on soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors blanks for that broken-in vintage feel right out of the package.
Available color combinations:
- Black / Alien Green
- Citrus / Red
- Lagoon / Magenta
- Neon Pink / Alien Green
- Sapphire / Yellow
- Violet / Yellow
- White / Red
Perfect for nuclear-history nerds, vintage ephemera collectors, atomic-age weirdos, and anyone whose response to a partial reactor meltdown is apparently, “Eh, doesn’t scare me.”
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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